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June 28, 2005
Losing Her Religion
Scientology Day, baby!
I guess we can all be grateful to Tom Cruise for bringing this fine "religion" into its most recent moment of glory.
Katie Holmes is from Toledo, so the Toledo paper took a look last week:
The open-ended view of God means that Scientology does not contradict any other religious tradition and that people of all faiths can practice Scientology, Ms. Stanard said.
"As Scientology deals with a person as a spiritual being, a person can be a member of another church as well as a Scientologist," she said.
Mike Delaware, an executive secretary of the church in Battle Creek, Mich., described Scientology as "all-denominational."
Many people who become Scientologists stay active in other faith communities, he said, adding that if Katie Holmes joins the Church of Scientology, there is no reason she could not continue to be a practicing Roman Catholic.
According to Mr. Bromley, however, it's doubtful that anyone who makes a genuine commitment to Scientology will continue practicing another faith.
Salon is in the midst of a 4-part series on Scientology (I haven't been reading Salon for ages...mostly because of the ad thing, which annoyed me, but also was hard to deal with on the Old Computer. But New Computer....aha!), and here's Laura Miller's fantastic piece on Dianetics
"Dianetics" belongs to a category of books that will be instantly familiar to anyone who's done time reading the slush pile of unsolicited manuscripts for a book publisher. This kind of book is typically an explanation of life, the universe and everything written by a choleric gentleman (often a retired military officer) who has holed up in a converted basement or former kid's bedroom to hammer out his ideas about how the world works -- ideas that have for too long been disregarded by the incompetents and assholes around him. (If you are not familiar with this sort of book, know that you have the slush pile readers of America to thank for that.)
(Heh. Michael can sympathize. And even in Catholic publishing - oh so true. If you throw in apparitions to the mix, of course)
Yesterday's story, in which another writer speculates on Cruise's status within Scientology
According to experts and the church's own literature, OT-VII ("OT" stands for Operating Thetan, "thetan" being the Scientology term for soul) is the penultimate tier in the church's spiritual hierarchy -- the exact details of which are fiercely guarded and forbidden to be discussed even among top members. It is where a Scientologist learns how to become free of the mortal confines of the body and is let into the last of the mysteries of the cosmology developed by the church's longtime leader, science fiction novelist and "Dianetics" author L. Ron Hubbard. This cosmology also famously holds that humans bear the noxious traces of an annihilated alien civilization that was brought to Earth by an intergalactic warlord millions of years ago.
....But one Scientologist who left the church in 2003 after 30 years -- and who had reached the OT-VII level and become a member of the church's governing Sea Org -- said it was his understanding that Cruise was very near completing, if he had not already completed, the OT-VII level. The former Scientologist would speak to Salon only on the condition of anonymity.
A current Scientologist who has reached the level OT-V, and who also spoke on the condition of anonymity, said that considering the amount of time Cruise has been in the church, an OT-VII status seems probable. And Stephen Kent, a professor of sociology at the University of Alberta who has published articles on Scientology and Hollywood, also said that Cruise's behavior strongly suggests OT-VII.
The Lisa McPherson site (Lisa McPherson was a young woman who died in an untimely, mysterious fashion. Her family and friends blame Scientology)
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The secret to OT-VIII is to use your first initial and middle name - that releases your Theta from all mortal limitations. Hence, "L." Ron Hubbard. I had to post this anonymously to protect me from . . . . aaaaagh.
Posted by: Anonymous at Jun 28, 2005 9:50:10 AM
Publicity stunt by Tom for Scientology and Paramount for their "War of the Worlds" movie. This whole scenario just bores me.
Scientologists don't care HOW we talk about them -- just that we do talk about THEM. They are the ULTIMATE cult for PR. And this latest with Cruise is proof!
Paramount doesn't care HOW we talk about an actor -- just as long as we go to see the movie.
There was a report that came out yesterdat that this is the LOWEST for movie attendance in years. The movie industry is DESPERATE to get us to notice them -- or one of their crazy actors!
Posted by: brigid at Jun 28, 2005 9:54:10 AM
Follow this link to view a 4 MB Quicktime movie:
http://mirror.randomfoo.net/memes/2005/06/Tom_Cruise_Kills_Oprah.mov
It takes a minute to download, but oh my...if you are sick of Tom Cruise and Oprah and love Star Wars, then this is for you.
Sorry if anyone already posted this in a different comment box.
Posted by: Brandon at Jun 28, 2005 10:01:08 AM
The open-ended view of God means that Scientology does not contradict any other religious tradition and that people of all faiths can practice Scientology, Ms. Stanard said.
So as long as you believe the earth was founded by an alien race whose spirits dwell among us still, you can retain your quaint religious traditions. Got it.
Posted by: Rich Leonardi at Jun 28, 2005 10:07:48 AM
So as long as you believe the earth was founded by an alien race whose spirits dwell among us still...
Well, sure. Doesn't the church still teach that? I mean in a really, really OUT THERE METAPHORICAL kind of way?
Posted by: chris-2-4 at Jun 28, 2005 10:13:46 AM
Well, I have my owns choleric plans to hammer out a book. Just as soon as I can evict one of the children from one of the bedrooms. (A basement bedroom will do... :))
Posted by: Ellyn at Jun 28, 2005 10:16:12 AM
So if OT-VII is penultimate, one naturally wonders what is ultimate. Google "scientology" and "OT-VIII" and you can read quite a bit of stuff. If you have time. And care.
Posted by: Maclin Horton at Jun 28, 2005 10:21:56 AM
Well, sure. Doesn't the church still teach that? I mean in a really, really OUT THERE METAPHORICAL kind of way?
Come to think of it, you may be on to something. Genesis, after all, is really a "faith picture" of Creation. Scientologists are merely adding a bit of color, no? And those thetans/spirits could really just be manifestations of the "Universal Spirit" revealing itself in other religions.
Posted by: Rich Leonardi at Jun 28, 2005 10:29:25 AM
"Any publicity is good publicity" to quote the aging Bela Lugosi character (Martin Landau, Best Supporting Oscar) in "Ed Wood," a "tribute" to the maker of the cheesiest ~Science Fiction~ B movies.
And a SciFi thanks to Brandon for the Cruise / Oprah link. That was as good as "Baby Got Book."
Posted by: j-g at Jun 28, 2005 10:44:27 AM
I wonder if John Travolta has reached OT-VII status? He has been a Scientologist for twice as long as Cruise, but as far as I know, he has never had a public fit on the subject.
Posted by: James Kabala at Jun 28, 2005 11:06:30 AM
said it was his understanding that Cruise was very near completing, if he had not already completed, the OT-VII level.
So is it like when I kid receives Confirmation or first Holy Communion? Do you send Tom a card when he hits OT-VII. Maybe he gets a party with a Dj or a wedding singer, and a catered buffet? And why can no one make roast beef the way caterers make them? That stuff rocks! Anyway, I digress. What I really want to know is, instead of sending a rosary or scapular, do you send a phaser or a tricorder? I guess we should ditch the card thing too and go with a hologram.
Posted by: Der Tommissar at Jun 28, 2005 11:11:39 AM
Travolta has, reportedly, reached OT VII and as for public fits, you might have missed his blow-up with the German government a few years ago trying to get Scientology recognized there.
Also, a little known fact is that the IRS allows scientologists to deduct the "auditing" of their children from their taxes. May I ask for a show of hands on how many Catholics would like to deduct the Catholic education of their children?
Posted by: Dan at Jun 28, 2005 11:14:17 AM
Slush-pile reader here. My pile includes not only self-published books soliciting positive reviews, but also unpublished (and un-targeted) article manuscripts hoping for publication. Let me tell you, there's a line between the uniquely insightful and the lunatic fringe. Sometimes the line is fine. More often it's bold. As a general rule, the nuttier the writing, the more likely the author will be to call or e-mail repeatedly, demanding a hearing. You have no idea.
Posted by: Dave P. at Jun 28, 2005 11:24:39 AM
I thought that Travolta was reported to be OT-VIII.
Posted by: Ronny at Jun 28, 2005 11:30:00 AM
Dan Brown's next novel will explore the Judeo-Catholic infiltration of scientology. Apparantly, L. Ron Hubbard hid the conspiracy by coining the title OT-VII, which really stands for "Old Testament-Vatican II".
Posted by: Jason at Jun 28, 2005 11:45:30 AM
Actually, Scientology does care what you say about them. They no longer leave snakes in your mailbox (as they did during the seventies), and I don't think they're quite as sue-happy as they were. (Though this is like saying a river's not as wet as the ocean.) They are still doing some really wacky and nasty things to people who write any kind of criticism about them in print, though, as the anti-Scientology activists will readily tell you. So kudos to all the journalists who are willing to take a little heat.
Posted by: Maureen at Jun 28, 2005 11:51:40 AM
"When will people face the fact that JPII WAS OT-VII! He was a great man but his love of Scientology was his one tragic flaw."
Rod Dreher
Posted by: reluctant penitent at Jun 28, 2005 11:56:11 AM
Jason,
Very good. You made me giggle.
Posted by: Mark Adams at Jun 28, 2005 11:56:34 AM
Also, it is kind of interesting that all these Scientology folks in Clearwater and elsewhere keep dying in such interesting ways....
http://www.whyaretheydead.net/
Posted by: Maureen at Jun 28, 2005 12:03:43 PM
Travolta who played what I thought was a despicable Clinton in Primary Colors (although he and other Clinton fans thought the protrayal flattering) reported that Bill Clinton told him that he had a roommate at Oxford who was a Scientologist and was sympathetic to it. Probably just slick Willy saying what he needed to get over. IMHO.
Posted by: SiliconValleySteve at Jun 28, 2005 12:05:58 PM
Chalking Cruise's behavior up to "Follow the Money" and advertising ploys for a movie badly underestimates the grip Scientology has on the True Believer. Cruise's increasingly weird antics have been counter-productive and you can sense the studio suits nervously muttering "What's he doing?" to each other as he says and does weirder things. I think the man needs our prayers. In many ways, Scientology strikes me as a fulfillment of one of Hells' fondest hopes for modernity:
"I have great hopes that we shall learn in due time how to emotionalise and mythologise their science to such an extent that what is, in effect, belief in us, (though not under that name) will creep in while the human mind remains closed to belief in the Enemy. The 'Life Force', the worship of sex, and some aspects of Psychoanalysis, may here prove useful. If once we can produce our perfect work—-the Materialist Magician, the man, not using, but veritably worshipping, what he vaguely calls "Forces" while denying the existence of "spirits"—-then the end of the war will be in sight." - Uncle Screwtape
How is Scientology not an apotheosis of this hope?
Posted by: Mark Shea at Jun 28, 2005 12:08:14 PM
I tried to visit "whyaretheydead.net," but my employer's firewall is blocking it for sex content. Is there anything there that might be construed as pornographic by some? As with most content filters, my employer's tends to block some things for inexplicable reasons.
Posted by: Ronny at Jun 28, 2005 12:09:41 PM
The problem with 'buzz' is that it can spiral out of the control of the 'buzzers.' Same with Tommy Boy and his hyping of this movie. Jumping up and down on Oprah's couch. Generating a yukfest with Jay Leno. Debating the merits of psychiatry with Matt Lauer. All the while, professing his love for a woman 26 years his junior. Who won't account for weeks this spring when she was away from public scrutiny, before the public disclosure of her relationship with Tom. Most of all, calling attention to a cult like never before- one used to controlling its own buzz scrupulously. As in more and more reports about its beliefs and history that it can't edit or spin away. While its most famous practitioner acts more and more like he needs the mood-enhancing medications that he condemns. Would not like to be a Paramount or DreamWorks executive these days, watching this buzz play out wildly and weirdly.
Posted by: Gerard E. at Jun 28, 2005 12:10:08 PM
I see this Cruise/Scientology insanity as a great thing.
For too long now American's love affair with all-things-Hollywood has reached epic proportions. First we gushed over Madonna's out-of-wedlock baby then wondered why such a large percentage of our daughters were doing the same. We giggled like schoolchildren at the sexual proclivities of this star or that star, but gnashed our teeth at the 50% divorce rate. We complained about leftist Hollywood bubble heads interfering in politics, then started to mimic their insipid and ridiculous arguments on why Kerry should [have been] be president.
All the while Hollywood took itself so very seriously. So seriously in fact, that the disturbing and moral degradation Hollywood was foisting on this country wasn't enough, new and more ridiculous notions and behavior is needed, in walks in Tom Cruise and this Scientology nonsense.
Now, perhaps people are starting to see the real Hollywood, a bunch of selfish, narcissistic hedonists like Cruise who can't leave well enough alone and just make movies, but now feels it necessary to promote his space alien-cult religion on national TV. Perhaps this will be the straw that will break the camels back and finally convince America the rot that Hollywood is.
Nah, we'll all just become Scientologists, because that's what Hollywood is doing.
Posted by: Andrew at Jun 28, 2005 12:30:48 PM
I don't think Tom Cruise is doing this stuff for his movie. I think he's totally seduced by scientology, a "religion" for morons (Tom never was a bright bulb). Katie Holmes, though, probably knows that she's doing it for the money.
I also think the Scientology leaders must approve of Cruise's behavior. Sure, to the general populace it might seem strange, but they're probably banking on establishing a large following with people who also stood by celebrities during their trials (literally, as in the people who stood by Michael Jackson).
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