From Damian Thompson at the UK Spectator. The reader who passed it on remarked: typically glib and gossipy piece from Damien Thompson in the spectator. contains enough sweeping generalisations to carpet vatican city.
For the time being, therefore, you can believe what you want to believe. Left-leaning media outlets such as the New York Times and the BBC, which have so far been starved of evidence that Pope Benedict is a wicked reactionary, are quite certain — one might almost say optimistic — that a total ban is in the works. For them, the story presents a stark contrast between the tolerance of ordinary Western Catholics and the anti-gay bigotry of the Vatican. To which one can only reply that their Rome correspondents must have been wandering around with their eyes closed, shutting out the sight of ‘conservative’ curial officials sashaying through Bernini’s colonnades in Gammarelli’s latest figure-hugging soutane.
In addition to being Europe’s smallest state, the Vatican also boasts the highest proportion of homosexuals per square foot. To be sure, they are overwhelmingly chaste, but that is precisely the point. A blanket ban on homosexuals would mean that the Church would be saying to some of its most senior and obedient prelates: if you were to present yourself for ordination today, you would be told to go away and become a social worker or something. To put it another way, if the ban were retroactive, many of those Catholics who have been agitating for it would have to sit back and watch their favourite traditionalist cardinals resign their orders. So this is not a simple issue of Left versus Right. There are plenty of homophobes among the older generation of ‘progressives’: only the other day I heard a leader of the quasi-Marxist pressure group Pax Christi compare homosexuality to bestiality. And there are ritualist Catholic churches all over the Western world whose priests are mostly celibate homosexuals (though they have not necessarily been so in the past). Again, unless you are exceptionally naive, you would have to close your eyes — and block your ears — not to realise this.
[snip]
Second, the epicentre of clerical abuse is in Africa, not Europe or America, and it involves young women. If the Church wants to root out misbehaviour, it might start with the East African teachers’ training college where dirt-poor girl students routinely sell their bodies to (by local standards) well-off seminarians. But it won’t, because Third World vocations are regarded as a gift of the Almighty, and many African priests are allowed to do pretty much what they like, including entering into polygamous ‘tribal marriages’.
It goes without saying that any formal exclusion of celibate gay seminarians will shock liberal public opinion; but, for once, the shock will be justified. An automatic ban of this sort is built on the assumption that bishops and seminary rectors lack the God-given power of discernment, and that gay seminarians and priests will be unable to observe their vows of celibacy; in other words, it is predicated on a pretty comprehensive failure of the power of the Holy Spirit. If enforced, it will deprive a struggling Church of the ministry of future priests, bishops, cardinals, popes and saints, while leaving untouched the predatory womanisers of the developing world. Genuine paedophiles, meanwhile, will regard it as just another obstacle to be tiptoed round on their way to little Johnny’s bedroom.


How, pray tell, does one declare as a fact that all these Roman prelates are gay if one admits that they are "overwhelmingly chaste"?
The author has the mind of a sniggering adolescent, and a prose-style to match.
Posted by: David Kubiak | September 29, 2005 at 11:30 PM
"But it won’t, because Third World vocations are regarded as a gift of the Almighty, and many African priests are allowed to do pretty much what they like, including entering into polygamous ‘tribal marriages’."
Has not the pope already commented on the situation in Africa?
Posted by: T. Chan | September 29, 2005 at 11:33 PM
There will always be an England.
And thank goodness for that because, gossipy or not, I find myself agreeing with most of this article.
Ah, the news of the day.
On another site, Michael Sean Winters argues against the expulsion of gay priests or seminarians. Among his anecdotes:
"....When I was in the seminary in the mid-1980s, a local bishop came to visit. The bishop dressed for mass in the rectory next door. We seminarians were a bit late in arriving and were met by the bishop's secretary who said, 'Come on boys, get into your dresses. Grandma is coming.' Grandma was the bishop. The secretary had a feminine nickname, which, I am told, his intimates still use. To complete the screenplay quality of the experience, one of the priests who was in attendance that day left the priesthood shortly thereafter to become a flight steward or, as he called it, 'a waitress in the sky.' This kind of campiness was common both in the seminary and in my experiences with those already ordained. As for the secretary, he is now a bishop much in favor with conservatives."
Posted by: Whitcomb | September 29, 2005 at 11:43 PM
With this post ... 4 down, 332 to go.
Posted by: Victor Morton | September 30, 2005 at 12:39 AM
"it is predicated on a pretty comprehensive failure of the power of the Holy Spirit."
Laugh Out Loud...
Posted by: Joe | September 30, 2005 at 06:27 AM
The anecdote related by whitcomb is amazing if true. Do people like that believe in what they are doing when they function as priests and bishops, or is it all a big farce to them?
Posted by: thomas tucker | September 30, 2005 at 08:04 AM
"...only the other day I heard a leader of the quasi-Marxist pressure group Pax Christi compare homosexuality to bestiality."
Holy Smokes.
Not the Pax Christi I know.
The rest is typical Anglican High Church condescension toward all things papist. I love the [i]Spectator[/i] generally, but I also know that some things never change.
Posted by: Richard | September 30, 2005 at 08:11 AM
Here's the piece Whitcomb quotes
Posted by: Amy | September 30, 2005 at 08:12 AM
Having read the article now, let me clarify- I can certainly understand men with same-sex attraction functioning as priests. What I can't understand is men doing this while acting in that campy way illustrated in the anecdote. That's what makes me wonder if those who act in that way see it as just farce and performance. That kind of campiness suggests to me a cavalier unseriousness about the whole Church enterprise. Is it actully possible to act that way and yet wholeheartedly embrace Church teaching and doctrine?
Posted by: thomas tucker | September 30, 2005 at 08:29 AM
TT: what you said. Besides being 'campy' and 'a farce', they also seem cynical - 'Come on boys, get into your dresses. Grandma is coming.'
I know I am a naive Catholic but I cannot imagine this cynicism coming from someone whose head, heart and soul have been converted to Jesus?
Posted by: Colleen | September 30, 2005 at 08:42 AM
A little bit of campiness is ok, but I can't imagine why a bishop's secretary would call one's bishop "grandma" in front of a bunch of seminarians. There's no justification for that whatsoever.
And, Damien Thompson is not a High Church Anglican, but a Roman Catholic. And, he is the editor of an interesting book called "Loose Canon" about a gay C of E priest turned Catholic journalist named Brian Brindley who famously died at his own 70th Birthday seven course-meal dinner party. I've recommended it here before and it is a great character sketch worth reading if you can get it on Amazon.
Posted by: Patrick Rothwell | September 30, 2005 at 08:44 AM
You give the "waitress in the sky" credit for one thing - at least he ended his sham and left the priesthood, which is more than can be said for Grandma and his secretary.
Posted by: James Kabala | September 30, 2005 at 09:06 AM
You have to give the "waitress in the sky" credit for one thing - at least he ended his sham and left the priesthood, which is more than can be said for Grandma and his secretary.
Posted by: James Kabala | September 30, 2005 at 09:07 AM
FYI: My first post contained a confusing typo that the second one fixed.
Posted by: James Kabala | September 30, 2005 at 09:07 AM
I am with you Colleen--the cynicism shows a lack of faith.
And Michael Sean Winters seems to that these types of priests are GOOD priests. I won't be too upset if men like that are prevented from entering the priesthood in the future.
Posted by: John P Sheridan | September 30, 2005 at 09:21 AM
By the way--what is "ritualist" Catholic church?
Posted by: John P Sheridan | September 30, 2005 at 09:22 AM
"which is more than can be said for Grandma and his secretary."
You cannot blame "grandma" for the nickname he was given, and that is especially true if it is who I suspect it might be.
Posted by: Patrick Rothwell | September 30, 2005 at 09:29 AM
Thomson is (or was until recently)editor of "The Catholic Herald" which is, in my opinion, the only Catholic national newspaper in Britain worth reading.
Posted by: Paul | September 30, 2005 at 09:32 AM
"By the way--what is "ritualist" Catholic church?"
It's a mixed metaphor. "Ritualist" usually refers to those 19th century Anglican churches that used show-stopping liturgy to emphasize the idea that the C of E was essentially a Catholic body and not a Protestant one. The most famous one is probably All Saints, Margaret Street, London. In the United States, that would include ECUSA parishes like Ascension & St. Agnes, DC, Church of the Advent, Boston, etc. In the context of this article, he is referring to Catholic churches in England or elsewhere that have incredibly elaborate liturgy, Novus Ordo or Tridentine. Think of the Brompton and Birmingham Oratories in England. Or, virtually anything that the Shrine of the Holy Whapping youngsters would like.
Posted by: Patrick Rothwell | September 30, 2005 at 09:41 AM
I like the article. Spot on. Just what I keep saying.
I've mentioned that I'm reading the General Audience materials that make up the "Theology of the Body." This morning, reading the General Audience of January 14, 1981, I enjoyed this passage:
I think Pope John Paul II understood the problem of sin and lust in the human heart. It is not a matter of the modern psychological notion of "sexual orientation." Human beings are sexual beings, and original sin, the lust in the human heart, accepts no limitations willingly. We are all called to self-control, to purity of heart, to holiness.
I also enjoyed the conclusion of the General Audience of February 4, 1981:
From the Spanish translation of the General Audience of Pope John Paul II, February 4, 1981, at the Vatican website:
Notice that parenthesis: "especialmente entre el hombre y la mujer, aunque no se limitan a ellas," or, in English, "especially between man and woman, although not limited to them."
What else? Solitude? The single state? Parents and children? Single sex communities? Why is this here?
Is it possilbe that the Holy Father was calling everyone, those single and celibate, those married, and even those in same-sex relationships, to holiness and purity of heart, to self-control?
Posted by: Zhou De-Ming | September 30, 2005 at 10:09 AM
thomas wrote:
I can certainly understand men with same-sex attraction functioning as priests. What I can't understand is men doing this while acting in that campy way illustrated in the anecdote. That's what makes me wonder if those who act in that way see it as just farce and performance.
Took the words right out of my mouth. I can be as campy, bitchy and irreverent as the next homo. But there's a time for seriousness and reverence too, dammit. No queening it up in Church, in the presence of God and the Blessed Sacrament. I can't even *fathom* how someone presumably thinking God has chosen him in this unique way for which he is patently unworthy could be acting this way. And in front of seminarians he should be helping to form, no less.
Posted by: Courage Man | September 30, 2005 at 11:00 AM
Hey, campy is as campy does.
Not just the gays.
My least favorite local parish, run by a bunch of nice married ladies with grown children, puts on an awe-inspiring dramatized version of the Passion at EVERY SUNDAY LITURGY on Passion Sunday (no escape).
Pilate is played by a nice woman in her late 50's who swishes around her feather boa--all this in the sanctuary, mind you. And Jesus is always played by a teenager, of whichever gender is availabe in a given year.
And what about "Late Night Catechism"?
Posted by: Zhou De-Ming | September 30, 2005 at 11:06 AM
Ah, but encratites were heretics, back in Patristic times. They made a spectacle of their self-control by living with virgins or even romping among naked women.
Obviously this isn't what the pope had in mind but encratism has the above connotations for me.
Posted by: Sandra Miesel | September 30, 2005 at 11:23 AM
So it's "hate speech" now to compare Homosexuality with Bestiality. Interesting. Well at least those who make the comparison have good company: " Gravity of a sin depends more on the abuse of a thing than on the omission of the right use. Wherefore among sins against nature, the lowest place belongs to the sin of uncleanness, which consists in the mere omission of copulation with another. While the most grievous is the sin of bestiality, because use of the due species is not observed. Hence a gloss on Gn. 37:2, "He accused his brethren of a most wicked crime," says that "they copulated with cattle." After this comes the sin of sodomy, because use of the right sex is not observed."
Posted by: al | September 30, 2005 at 11:29 AM
"So long as they're chaste," we say, and yet...Do we really want perfectly chaste clerics who exhibit outrageously "femme" characteristics, or engage in camp behavior in the sacristy ("backstage"?!). No. Besides trivializing the sacred, this will inevitably contribute to an environment in which sin is winked at and blackmailable skeletons-in-the-closet are acquired--and in which pederasty can flourish.
But I fear that no document banning gays can stop this kind of thing. I would prefer that sems with SSA be able to discreetly acknowledge their attraction with their confessors and those charged with their formation, in an environment where there is zero confusion about the Church's teaching on this matter. Such an arrangement would be far less likely, I think, to lead to seminarians nicknaming each other Gladys and Diane.
Posted by: tt | September 30, 2005 at 11:37 AM
Damien Thompson is the editor of the Catholic Herald, which is said to be owned by a pink
millionaire. It was just about readable when
William Oddie was the editor (at least, I used
to read it occasionally queing for confession). It does not have a single journalist who could make a living on a national newspaper in this country.
Francesca
Posted by: Francesca | September 30, 2005 at 12:35 PM
"So long as they're chaste," we say, and yet...
Thank you, TT. This is precisely what bothers me about this discussion: the air of unreality. It is kind of like walking down the street at night and seeing a man of, let us say, ethnic group X beating up an old woman. Instead of trying to stop him or call the police one says, "I hope people don't think that all men of ethnic group X beat up old ladies. What can we do to insure that such men aren't discriminated against?"
The fact is that there are gay clicks in the clergy (seminaries, religous orders, institutions). Of course this isn't the only problem, there are dissenters who are heterosexual and asexual (seemingly), but I have had this confirmed by too many priests and seminarians over the past 15 years. These are not men who have their SSA under control--or have any interest in doing such a thing. And they have a lock tight grip on certain parts of the Church.
They have abused young men, fornicated with those their age, and demoralized many other good priests. (I just had dinner with an older priest this week who told me about the serious depression he and others have to deal with because of things like this.)
I also recently talked to a young woman who quit work at a large catholic institution--not known as liberal--where she said it became obvious that several of the priests were gay. Not that there was sexual activity she knew of, but through the mannerisms and "swishy" behavior. She quit because she said it was unhealthy to her faith: you either become angry, or depressed, or develop a detached cynicism about it.
Job #1 is cleaning out these "snipers nests"-busting up the clicks. It will be a dirty, taxing, and thankless job--and I have my doubts that the current crop of bishops has the interest. Job #2 is insuring that these snipers nests aren't re-occupied. This is why I tend to favor a blanket ban on men with SSA for the time being.
At any rate, the problem at present is not that a few men with mild SSA known only to their spiritual directors will be booted from the seminary, the problem is that there are quite obvious--if not always militant--homosexuals in key places in the Church. This is demoralizing to good priests, when it is not costly. As my older priest friend ( a real man's man, ordained 50 years ago) said, "No, it didn't used to be like this. Every once and a while there would be the odd Father X whom you would wonder about, but no this situation is new."
Posted by: Kurt | September 30, 2005 at 12:52 PM
'Come on boys, get into your dresses. Grandma is coming.'
Just one more reason to support a robust ban.
Predictions:
(1) Zhou will continue telling us that as long as there are heterosexual Catholics sinners we should not ban homosexuals from the priesthood.
(2) There will be at least one more prediction about the number of posts that this thread will elicit.
Posted by: reluctant penitent | September 30, 2005 at 12:54 PM
Just two examples:
(HeraldTribune.com)and,
(Fordham Observer, December 2002Glad to be of service!
Posted by: Zhou De-Ming | September 30, 2005 at 01:09 PM
Mandatory celibacy is the herd of elephants in this Catholic living room. I would love to know how many "swishy" homosexuals there are in the Jewish rabbinate, whose members are encouraged to get married.
If celibacy is a gift, then how can a gift be mandated?
This business of the priest being alter Christus has got to stop. It puts priests on an unrealistic pedestal (nobody can redeem humanity the way Christ did). We are slowly crucifying our own priesthood because of our esoteric attitudes.
Some traditions indeed make void the word of God....
Posted by: Joseph D'Hippolito | September 30, 2005 at 01:28 PM
For all those who, like Zhou, oppose the policy even before it has been elaborated repeat after me: 'Grandma is coming!' Again, with flair and camp!
Posted by: reluctant penitent | September 30, 2005 at 01:30 PM
This one is for Joe:
'Rabbi Steve Greenberg, the first openly gay Orthodox rabbi, spoke about the power of discourse to alleviate difference and achieve understanding to a crowded room at Hillel Monday night. He began his lecture by relaying the struggles he must confront in uniting conflicting Orthodox Jewish and gay identities.'
(http://badgerherald.com/news/2005/04/05/gay_rabbi_reevaluate.php)
Then there's this one:
'Conservative Rabbis Rebuke But Don’t Expel Rabbi of Gay Shul'
(http://www.glbtjews.org/article.php3?id_article=133)
Maybe gay rabbis are just not 'swishy'.
Posted by: reluctant penitent | September 30, 2005 at 01:38 PM
"This business of the priest being alter Christus has got to stop"
--Martin Luther, c. 1517
Posted by: al | September 30, 2005 at 01:39 PM
Hey, RP, when I saw Joe's posting, all I could say was "Oy Vey!"
Yes, there are gay rabbis.
(Excerpt Shofar: An Interdisciplinary Journal of Jewish Studies 23.3 (2005) 209-212.)And women rabbis, too.
Probably the "Jewish Rabbinate" is not a great place to look for ban-the-homosexuals support.
Posted by: Zhou De-Ming | September 30, 2005 at 01:45 PM
al,
But there are no gay Lutheran pastors,
Well ok maybe a few: http://www.llgm.org/
Posted by: reluctant penitent | September 30, 2005 at 01:46 PM
I will fullfill rp's prediction by saying that this thread actually doesn't seem very popular, and will actually have a final total of fewer than one hundred posts.
Posted by: James Kabala | September 30, 2005 at 01:54 PM
But has anybody on this thread been kicked off Mark's blog?
Posted by: WRY | September 30, 2005 at 02:08 PM
I was once, but just for the day.
Posted by: john c | September 30, 2005 at 04:57 PM
#1 I have a friend who told me that while in seminary in Belgium he read another student's academic paper that was all about the nicknames of Popes and others in the upper hierarchy in Rome. All were women's names.
#2 If you have been following the fall-out after JPII's death, there has been frequent discussion in articles and books about how prelates with lots of power take care of the priests left behind when they get promoted upwards. When they die, often others will take care of the priests left behind. Guess what these priests are called? "Widows". I've seen that description in a number of reliable places.
Posted by: Julia | September 30, 2005 at 06:02 PM
Too good to pass up! From yesterdays Jewish Times:
Love the "wings and wand."
Why don't is there no "sexual misconduct" crisis among Jews? Maybe because it is not the gays, but the hierarchy, that is the problem.
Posted by: Zhou De-Ming | September 30, 2005 at 06:05 PM
I'll say it one more time... there is a celibate (I'd wager money on that) homosexual young priest who is the chaplain at my daughter's HS. The girls (at least the ones who pay any attention to religion) love him, and the boys (one and all) make fun of him although some do it feeling guilty.
My Catholic HS had a 'swishy' priest for a chaplain back in the 70s. Nice guy but he just chased the boys away from considering a vocation to the priesthood. They had him lecture in the auditorium on 'vocation day' each year. You should have heard the sotto voce comments from the audience. Funny at the time, but I now know how tragic that was.
With a heavy heart and even sadness, I think it is time to take a 'time out' and be very selective in the vocations process. Going to Mass or living the Catholic faith in a public way is today perceived all to often as a 'woman' thing. Evidence is in the pews and even in the day to day, week to week running of so many parishes - many, many females, not too many men.
I'll even add in how I know a couple of wonderful men who attended seminary in Boston back in the late 70s - both left and both cited the overwhelming 'gay bar' atmosphere they just couldn't deal with anymore (one lasted two, the other three years). Now, I think that has changed somewhat, but nevertheless, an atmosphere like that certainly changed the priestly landscape over the past few decades.
Posted by: Colleen | September 30, 2005 at 06:36 PM
Make no mistake: priests who feel free to act like flaming queens behind closed doors articulate a pronounced hostility for those who support them spiritually, financially and professionally -- namely faithful lay catholics. Therefore they are by definition lousy shepherds to the flock and should be canned. Their sexual activity, or lack thereof, is immaterial.
Posted by: kathleen reilly | September 30, 2005 at 09:33 PM
Rabbi Steven Greenburg, the first Orthodox Jewish rabbi whom Zhou mentioned, is featured in a film about Orthodox Jewish gays and lesbians, Trembling Before G_d:
In fairness to Joesph, I would say the lesbian probably isn't "swishy" either, but that's just a guess. I'm also guessing he wouldn't be happy if she became a rabbi either.
Posted by: HA | September 30, 2005 at 09:38 PM
I'd actually recommend the film HA mentioned, TREMBLING BEFORE G-D -- it made my Top 10 for 2001 at the time, it's now on video and frequently plays on the Sundance Channel for those with cable. It's the only recent film to my knowledge about homosexuality and religion that isn't wholly or almost-wholly pro-gay propaganda. Perhaps it took the constraints of avoiding anti-Semitism to get the traditional religious teaching presented in a halfway-serious and halfway-loving manner. I certainly don't expect any movie for the foreseeable future to take the Catholic teaching as such on any terms other than repressed-tight-asses caricature.
There's a couple of scenes in TREMBLING where everything isn't overdetermined. The rabbis are portrayed as serious and concerned for their gay parishioners (though the families usually aren't). There's no Michael Moore caricature of the rabbis (except in one very early shot of a public demonstrator, who just IS making an ass of himself). But the rabbis explain the Jewish teaching on homosexuality and how a homosexual person must respond if it won't go away. There's a kinda funny scene involving an Orthodox woman who fringe-lurks at the Israeli gay pride parade, but is prompted into booing the secular speakers mocking Orthodoxy. In addition, there's one American man who came across as a self-absorbed pill no matter how mean his daddy was to him (though I freely admit, that reaction may just be my especial distaste for the sort of personality he has).
I don't want to raise expectations too high on TREMBLING -- the filmmaker's sympathies while not film-defining, ARE clear. But to quote something Christianity Today's critics wrote about Mike Leigh and VERA DRAKE: "The remarkable result is that, while the film clearly reflects its director's political perspective, it allows plenty of room for those who disagree with the director to engage the characters on their own turf."
Posted by: Victor Morton | October 01, 2005 at 01:20 AM
So the problem is not really rampant same-sex-orientation, but swishiness and campy behavior? And that is turning off your typical American boy from the priesthood?
I don't think so. I don't think so. In North America and Europe, the skill set for Christian clergy is mainly comprised of verbal talents. Preaching, teaching, leading, praying, singing, all these things and many more make a good minister and priest. Truth to say that only a small number of males are good at this stuff.
It's a tough job that required an intense commitment, plus no wife or kids. I can't imagine that the perceived effeminacy of a few men factors into this at all. It is just a difficult life choice, made tougher by the mandatory celibacy. Good pay, though, at least in the long run.
Posted by: George C. | October 01, 2005 at 10:30 PM